sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

(Source: amovible, via moralvirus)



nevver:

Peanuts

namastetoyoutoo:

This is by far my favorite tweet ever.
9emeart:

Le Prince de la nuit
Swolfs
9emeart:

Hommage à Gil Jourdan
Meynet